the nurse who loved me

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well

so far it seems tumblr will stay the same since Yahoo bought it. that’s good, we don’t want the world’s thirteen year olds in an uproar over something soooo important.

this was a tick I found at work, it fell off a dog and I popped...

this was a tick I found at work, it fell off a dog and I popped it. look at all that dog blood! it was as big as my fingernail before I popped it.

so I've decided to stream some of my life

so I've decided to stream some of my life:

check it out, I won't always be streaming, but I will try to stream when my phone service allows it. not gonna be anything sexual, just a peek into the life of a Larson. come take a look.

these are both scary and untrustworthy. they came out of a...

these are both scary and untrustworthy. they came out of a bathroom vending machine at a bar, bf bought em for laughs and handed em to me. good thing we don't use condoms

I'm bored and I want weird pics sent to my kik. no dick pics or I'll send a sick dick back to you....

I'm bored and I want weird pics sent to my kik. no dick pics or I'll send a sick dick back to you. kik is larsonnnnn

This bombing shit is sad, don’t get me wrong with this post, but I’m FUCKING TIRED OF...

This bombing shit is sad, don’t get me wrong with this post, but I’m FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT. So what, those people died. Yeah that kid died but what the media isn’t telling us is how he got to hug his father right before he died. Nope, the media just wants to tell us how many people got hurt and show us pictures of people without their legs. ENOUGH ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE!

That is all.

Lindsey is a dickbag

Lindsey is a dickbag

agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you...

agentotter:

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

Wow this tumblr app for android is amazing

Wow this tumblr app for android is amazing

anomaly1: That terrible moment you realize someone tied those...

anomaly1:

That terrible moment you realize someone tied those kittens up then drowned them

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hm1princesspeach: man she put up with a lot of shit

hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just...

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

i-am-of-asgard: oakamatic: thestruttingdead: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets...

i-am-of-asgard:

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

vidyagameher: blackcatkai: sambriel: silencewhippersnapper: n...

vidyagameher:

blackcatkai:

sambriel:

silencewhippersnapper:

neueratemybaby:

fyeahfaberrittana:

joy-joyous:

Badass motherfucker of the century.

A GOD AMONG MORTALS

all the brofists ever.

My little nerdy heart has grown three book-sizes today.

I love you.

oh my god perfect person.

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you play world of warcraft your thick and your beautiful ... whats the catch

i dont play WoW, but i've played starcraft and bf said i'm really good at it

vidyagameher: accioharo: surlelac: #there are films about...

vidyagameher:

accioharo:

surlelac:

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is my second fave dog of all time.