I like dinosaurs

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yeeitsanna: i reblog this every single time

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

larry-stylinson-is-my-life: ico-n: perfectionlarry-justbullship...

larry-stylinson-is-my-life:

ico-n:

perfectionlarry-justbullshippin:

bullshitingbravery:

evea-a:

everyone needs the D on their blog

Because we won't be getting it anywhere else

^

Reblogging just for that comment ^

My life just changed

louis-and-his-lostboy: I accidentally put a picture of Harry in my Louis folder and yelled without...

louis-and-his-lostboy:

I accidentally put a picture of Harry in my Louis folder and yelled without thinking:

"God dammit Harry's in Louis!" and then laughed at myself for 300 years.

donnysoldier: because everyone needs a transparent penis shaped...

donnysoldier:

because everyone needs a transparent penis shaped rainbow "larry stylinson" on their blog okay

stylesforlouis: Why do I think Louis would be the kind of Dad to do this? Louis: Who's a little...

stylesforlouis:

Why do I think Louis would be the kind of Dad to do this?

Louis: Who's a little fishy? Who's my little fishy? 

Harry: Louis Tomlinson what are you doing to our child? 

Louis: Nothing, sweetheart. Look..

Louis: [baby voice] Daddy, don't frown, cause you're gonna get wrinkles like this.

Harry: Omg, I married an idiot. 

viewtoakel: cleapow: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke...

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

this-is-life-i-live: genuine-discord: If you can't reblog...

this-is-life-i-live:

genuine-discord:

If you can't reblog this, you don't deserve to be on tumblr.

I feel like the above GIF is an accurate description of who we are and what we do here.

Tumblr is my second family. God bless all you beautiful people x

actually Tumblr is my first family, those ppl who live in the same house as me are the second

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oceanisity: I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent...

oceanisity:

I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don't know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I'd love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we'd cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I'll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can't find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don't go anywhere. Yes that's right, I'm cooking you breakfast in bed.

^ this is amazing 

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batdude: if sirius black's girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply "yes" when someone...

batdude:

if sirius black's girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply "yes" when someone asked her "are you fucking serious" i'm very disappointed in his choice of women

theblacksymphony: If this is your husband, I have just endured...

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

hazfuckedlou: Louis is not gay because I want him to be gay Louis is gay because he likes sucking...

hazfuckedlou:

Louis is not gay because I want him to be gay

Louis is gay because he likes sucking harry's dick

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Question: Favorite pick-up line?

Question: Favorite pick-up line?
Danny Warsnop: Wanna play the rape game? Then you say…
Interviewer: No…
Danny: That's the spirit.

My Fan Fiction Dreams: Asking Alexandria #1

My Fan Fiction Dreams: Asking Alexandria #1:

myfanficdream:

I was with Sister, waiting in line waiting for a Meet and Greet with Asking Alexandria. I was wearing shorts and a beautiful corset. Sister was too. Sister and I were exited and bouncing up and down. We were so close. Ben kept looking up at Sister. We kinda freaked out over that.

Finally, it…

"Then I woke up." God damn, I want that dream.

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heyitsagiraffe: My gun your head.

heyitsagiraffe:

My gun your head.

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