"I think the most romantic thing you can do is just turn up. Turn up when it's difficult for you...."
"I think the most romantic thing you can do is just turn up. Turn up when it's difficult for you. Travel halfway around the world or just up the road. Whatever it is, just be there."-
James McAvoy (via colinmorgasms)
If I only I could….
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This is one of those kind of pictures that makes you wonder...
This is one of those kind of pictures that makes you wonder what's next.
Will the person who answers the door have a beaming smile at the young, glowing Marine because he is picking her up for a military ball, and unbeknownst to her, to ask her to spend the rest of her life with him?
OR…
Will the person who answers the door fall to their knees in shock and grief at the sight of eyes staring back filled with respect, sympathy, and a deep sadness that echoes the sorrows of an entire squadron of brothers and sisters.
One of those pictures…
Where you are not sure you want to know what's next.
"You and me going fishing in the dark, Lying on our backs...
"You and me going fishing in the dark,
Lying on our backs and counting the stars
Where the cool grass grows.
Down by the river in the full moon light,
We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night
Just movin' slow… "
Fishin' In The Dark ~ Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
langleav: Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav <3xxx
Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav
<3xxx
*gives you the stink eye as I devour a BLT* this isn't over you saucy vegan! *runs away*
Saucy Vegan?
Because I said bacon didn't glitter??
According to whom? I've seen what you Canadian folk call "bacon"!
The differences between regular bacon and "Canadian" bacon can be found here.
It doesn't glitter either.
So there!
the-science-llama: Super Moon— June 23, 2013Be sure to look out...
Super Moon
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These 'super moons' not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
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Hehehe… Always…
Hehehe…
Always…
If one were to butcher a Twilight vampire, and then immediately get a craving for bacon... would the bacon have a magnificent shimmer, like pork bacon in the skillet, or would it just... glitter and taste like effeminate, poorly written love story?
BACON
DOES
NOT
GLITTER!
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It's about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she'll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn't masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don't put anything in her butthole you wouldn't want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it's kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn't mean she has, so don't you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don't worry about gettin' yours, you're a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she's gettin' hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You've got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."
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Big Poppa E., "How To Make Love" (via mydemisee)
THIS should be mandatory parenting material.
Very well said!!
"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some..."
"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style"- Maya Angelou (via blackgirlwhiteboylove)
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon,...
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
A TWILIGHT SANDWICH??
BACON, LIKE VAMPIRES, DOES NOT GLITTER!!!
Well…
Unless you count the glistening grease.
BUT STILL!!
withmyheartwideopen: perfectlyscrumptious: isay: aberjona: I...
isay:
I can't.
Want.
I would also need one that says "non sequitur" in bold capitals.
PRETTY PLEASE?!
So, am I the only person who wants to take the "?" post-its and put them on certain people's foreheads?
IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU MAY LIVE IN TEXAS
True!
Or Australia! Although sometimes we measure distance by days
All distance in Texas is done in time. Nothing is five blocks away. It's five minutes down the road.
Huh. True, this.
This is true for Chicagoland as well.
I really can say I have never met someone who says blocks….. It is always miles or time and I have been to Texas. You got some wide tracks of land, but Canada has you beat.
We measure distance by time or by landmarks or if there is a moose standing in the field by the slough.
And maybe this is one of the reasons we seem to have wider tracks of land.
We are just SO much better at turning the lights off when we leave the room…
The land is as cluttered…
Just darker.
;)
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest..."
""Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." ~ Leo Buscaglia"- (via egapsnivek)
Sometimes saying it in fancy writing just adds a touch of...
Sometimes saying it in fancy writing just adds a touch of class.
Don't want to get monotonous, you know.
Mike's Infinite Confusion: You strip me bareof flesh, to the boneyou see inside me andyou're the...
Mike's Infinite Confusion: You strip me bareof flesh, to the boneyou see inside me andyou're the...:You strip me bare
of flesh, to the bone
you see inside me and
you're the only home
I ever want to know
you make me weak
in ways I never dreamed
you make me stronger
than I have ever been
take my hand, lets run away
live all of our tomorrows, today
You strip me bare
naked in my skin
your body pressed hard to me
is how this all begins
our lips keep meeting
we feed our hungry souls
your scent is on me
and it's all I want to know
we come together
and the rest just fades away
hold me tighter while
the rest just fades away
Just be careful…
Just be careful…
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